剪刀手艾德华开头的台词[英文的]

OLD KIM
Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.
GRANDDAUGHTER
Why is it snowing, grandma? Where does it come
from?
OLD KIM
Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart.
GRANDDAUGHTER
I want to hear.
OLD KIM
Oh, not tonight. Go to sleep.
GRANDDAUGHTER
I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please.
OLD KIM
Well, all right. Let's see. I guess it would
have to start with scissors.
GRANDDAUGHTER
Scissors?
OLD KIM
Well, there are all kinds of scissors. And once
there was even a man who had scissors for
hands.
GRANDDAUGHTER
A man?
OLD KIM
Yes.
GRANDDAUGHTER
Hands, scissors?
OLD KIM
No, scissorhands. You know the mansion on top
of the mountain?
GRANDDAUGHTER
It's haunted.
OLD KIM
Well, a long time ago, an inventor lived in
that mansion. He made many things, I suppose.
He also created a man. He gave him inside, a
heart, a brain, everything. Well, almost
everything. You see, the inventor was very old.
He died before he got to finish the man he
invented. So the man was left by himself,
incomplete and all alone.
GRANDDAUGHTER
He didn't have a name?
OLD KIM
Of course, he had a name. His name was Edward.
PEG
Avon calling.
HELEN
Weren't you just here?
PEG
No, not since last season. Today I've come to
show you our exquisite new line of soft colors
in shadows, blushes and lipstick. Everything
you need to accent and highlight your changing
looks.
HELEN
My changing looks? That's good.
(Helen chuckles)
PEG
Well, it goes that saying and I also have a
complete selection of your old favorites, those
tried-and-true products we've all come to
depend on year-in and year-out.
HELEN
Come on, Peg. I never buy anything from you.
You know that?
PEG
I know. Bye, Helen.
REPAIRMAN
You know, you didn't have to call me, ma'am.
You could have taken care of this by yourself.
JOYCE
I could? I don't think so.
REPAIRMAN
Yeah, you see, it's easy. The food trap's
clogged. That's all. You see this bolt here?
You just unscrew this. OK? And out she pops.
JOYCE
You know, on TV they say you repairmen are
lonely bunch of people. Housewives get lonely
too. Although you may not realize it since they
haven't made a commercial on the subject.
REPAIRMAN
And then you just take this and put it back in
here nice and easy. Be careful not to force it,
because it fits in there by itself. And then
you just screw this back on.
(The bell rings.)
JOYCE
On no! Who could that be? Will you excuse me
for a moment? Now. Don't go anywhere. I'll be
right back. This is fascinating. I wouldn't
want to miss a moment of it.
PEG
Good morning, Joyce. Avon calling.
JOYCE
Why! Peg. Have you gone blind? Can't you see
there's a vehicle in my driveway?
PEG
Oh, yes.
JOYCE
Well, I'm surprised you don't realize that
means I'm busy.
(Joyce shuts the door with a
bang.)
PEG
Okay. Now, we should decide on lipsticks. Okay,
dear, what one did you like best? There was the
Winsome Wahini which looked charming on you. Or
the Bahenie Bliss.
A GIRL
I like them both.
PEG
Well, great.
A GIRL
You don't actually think I have any money, do
you?
(Peg gets in her car.)
CHILDREN
Ding, dong, the Avon lady.
PEG
It's just not my day.
(Disappointed Peg sees a mansion
through her rearview mirror and
drives to the place. She is
attracted by the beautiful garden
there and enters the mansion.)
PEG
Oh, my goodness.
PEG
Oh, it's so beautiful. Hello?
(Birds flying)
Hello? Avon calling, oh my. Hello, I'm Peg
Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative.
Hello. I'm sorry to barge in like this. But you
don't have any reason to be afraid. This is
some huge house, isn't it? Thank goodness for
those aerobics classes.
(Snipping)
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